On any given day, at any given minute, you may find me with a Tiger Balm patch on my lower back:

The rub all over my neck and dotted on my temples:

IcyHot sprayed up and down my spine:

Menthol Aveeno on my skin:

And a not-available-in-America Extra Strong Halls Menthol lozenge in my mouth:

Now all I need is a cigarette and a drink: